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| B.A.B.Y. Baby, baby, the sheets are wet with gasoline Just sodomized a brontosaurus while shaving the back of a disco-queen A grizzly in drag I've made crawl and beg for more while stealing the girls from the local musicscene So drop your paintbrush skip your dinner and come down if you wanna have smart sex with a winner The heat off my socks, the little clouds of sperm I'm an undercover pedestrian spreading the love germ I may do it with a building but don't worry I still think like a girl So drop your gardenhose skip your dinner and come down if you wanna have smart sex with a winner Swing you pierced appendicitis oh oh shake it baby Swing that thing ooh yes I like this oh oh shake it baby So drop your cannonball and skip your dinner come down if you wanna have smart sex with a winner |
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If
You Cry (I'll Go To Hell) Do all witches listen to heavy metal music and are the secrets of life only known by the stupid few I love you from the very first time I set myself on fire you put me out with your handkerchief boy it was a big relief (yes it was) ah well you can do whatever you want to do anything you can think you can tell but if you'll cry I'll go to hell alright alright every woman child beast or man avoid music as much as you can it's like picking your nose with a finger from the devil's hand ah well.....alright |
| Have
Been Wrong Before Ooh ooh... maybe it's good to know that I can do it right here again believe me if I can prove it to you cuz you're my friend I've been wrong before do you want it fast or slow I'll pop it out anytime by request do I have to stand or go it doesn't matter because I'm the best I've been wrong before in the name of rock 'n roll with blood they wrote it on my door on my window you knock you ask does it suck but excuse me right now I'm not in the mood to talk cuz everywhere I go the kids wanna rock I've been wrong before maybe it's good to know I've been wrong before buddy do not worry no more I've been up before don't worry I've been wrong before in the name of rock 'n roll I've been wrong before don't worry I've been wrong before ready to go for one more I've been wrong before buddy do not worry no more I've been wrong before all in the name of rock 'n roll |
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I
Can't Seem To Fuck Things Up I don't understand the way all kinds of things should go from the beginning I have told you so I can't seem to fuck things up no no no with a puppy in my arms in our bungalow there's a a terrible secret you should know I can't seem to fuck things up |
| Gimme
Animal Rights gimme gimme animal rights motherfucker let me do it to you motherfucker gimme gimme animal rights motherfucker gimme gimme gimme animal rights don't worry darling I'll spit out the lights officer officer we need your permission me and my girl we wanna get busy by the traffic lights please please give us animal rights let me do it to you let me do it to you that's not you officer gimme gimme gimme animal rights give it to me motherfucker |
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Just
A Princess in the morning in the cafe in the evening on the beach we can start with five lines each I need just a princess to talk with I'll wank when I'm home no music to surround us just the melody of your voice I'm not missing a chat with the boys I need just a princess to walk with I'll wank when I'm home ooh-oh... we can talk about motorcyclestunts or sex of course I need just a princess to walk with I'll wank when I'm home all alone |
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Girl oh girl feel my electric heartache I don't deserve you you can pinch my eyeball darling sweetheart pain of great art oh I cry so much that I walk with my big red head in a diaper baby I love your grandpa (we had) hot fun in the pet store with a friendly reptile oh girl I feel my eyeball cuz you electric toothpick you did put in it darling sweetheart pain of great art two three see me please call emergency oh I cry so much with my other eye oh I walk with my blind head against the closet oh girl |
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It's
A Sad Sad Planet I wish today was a very special day but once again sex got in the way war is over and I feel lonely again well it takes a few and then you've had it it's a sad, sad planet a sad planet wasn't it jesus who said it it's a sad sad planet she was working topless in a hospital she was pretty and not feeling comfortable at all hoping for angels it's such a bore you're a wrinkled mutant before you get it it's a sad, sad planet a sad planet even if you're michael or janet it's a sad, sad planet (even the visiting aliens and their crew) say much ado and too many problems too well if we'd only listen to our hearts there'll be only love left to boo it's a sad, sad planet |
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Spirit Come Home holy spirit come home holy spirit come home I still have the rest of my life holy spirit come home holy spirit come home holy spirit come home the key is under the mat the food is on the table holy spirit come home holy spirit come home holy spirit come home the baby is almost born holy spirit come home holy spirit come home holy spirit come home we promise not to go away holy spirit come home |
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First
Comes Farewell the dream began with death as a closed hotel and a sign that said gone fishing in hell when two species meet before they say hello before there is lover's spell first comes farewell you shake my hand with lips like swords I cough to hide the noise as my guts explode when two species meet before they say hello before there is lover's spell first comes farewell it's a formality of the soul a law that's very old before there is lover's spell it's always first farewell |
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Off The Record she went and she left me like litter she took all future summers with her I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her now I can only afford an amateur-sniper oh lord oh no all would be violent even if I had her we never met but that doesn't matter I'll have to spend my days with a way of love as annoying as a needled feather oh lord can I cease this life and join the ex-sinners and practice peace for peace for beginners oh no oh no oh no she smiled like a fat jesus and darkness faded she made dying feel overrated ah not even a hundred dwarfs could help me now it's been forty years of wild guitars but I've made it some how can i...
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Laserblack
sing sing got enlighted a week ago and I already hate it people stop sending me money from all over the world I'm sick cuz I made it I said no good no why not bad but i can't stop now can I tell you that they've sent a hypnotized hamster to assassin me in my sleep I don't bother to fear or run cuz I am a real man and that means I have no love left to weep oh-oh words all sung with broken glasses in my lung I said no good... I been watching, waiting for a curse but unfortunately things are not getting any worse come on kiss with your spidertongue oh - oh no good... here we come high on nightmare monster sun blue like corpse air people stop spending me kids from all over the world no good... |
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Happened are you modern will you bite my apple I've been watching I can see you're a rebel love happened today with a kiss and a fax to the parents the law allows happiness and a sparrow by the name of clarence will sing to us (sing clarence sing) love happened today |
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